MICHELLEOSOPHY: Facebook Rules: 
- Don’t add people you don’t know unless they are more than slightly attractive and have more than 50 friends.
- It’s never a good idea to post your phone number on someone else’s wall just because you are “too lazy” to send them a message.
- Stop tagging your friends in pictures that they will only…
this is HILARIOUS. should be the terms of use posted on facebook.